ini nih buad para gombal maniac
tips2 dibawah sangad berguna untuk mendapatkan hati para cewe judes
telah terbukti
langsung ke TKP!!
boy : ada barang ketinggalan ga mbak?
girl: ga ada, mank knapa yha?
boy : kok kayaknya hati aku tinggal di tmpat mbak yha...
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boy : mbak, mamanya jual bunga yha?
girl: engga, mank napa?
boy : soalnya hatiku berbunga2 swaktu liad embak..
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boy : mbak,mbak tukang coped ya?
girl: ya engga laaaaa
boy : tapi kok mbak curi hati gw...
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(ini nih yg mo menangin hatinya POLWAN) jiakakakkak kocak!
boy :mbak polwan, aku make drugs nih tangkap aku donk...
polwan :sini2
boy :asyik bisa masuk jeruji cintanya mbak...
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cowo : mbak, mbak petani ya?
cewe :ya ga lahhh..mank ada apa?
cowo :mbak kok nyebarin benih2 cinta di hatiku
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cowo :Dik,adik favorite nya makanan apa?
cewe :pizza kak mank knapa?
cowo :mau donk jadi teh BOTOL nya
jiakakkakak
cowo: Mbak, bapaknya ahli perbintangan ya??
cewe: Ah.. tidak, memang kenapa??
cowo: Saya lihat bintang dimata mbak...
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cowo: Maaf mba, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursi itu, pindah dideket saya saja
cewe: Loh?? kenapa??
cowo: Takut dikerubungi semut.. soalnya mba manis..
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cowo: "Mbak punya obeng nggak?"
cewe: "Hah? Gak Punya tuh."
cowo: "Tapi kalo nomor telepon punya,kan?"
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Dari bule sono:
M: "Are you an Interior Decorator?"
W: "No. Why?"
M: "When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful"
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M: "Are you religious?"
W: "Yes "
M: "Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers."
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M: "Baby, did you fart, Cause you blow me away..."
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M: "How is your fever?"
W: "What Fever?"
M: "Oh.. you just look so hot to me..."
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M: "Wow! I didn't know that angels could fly so low!"
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M: "Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels do really exist."
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M: "Wow! How did you do that???!!!"
W: "Do what?"
M: "Look so good..."
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M: "Hey, I lost my phone number.. can I have yours?"
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M: "Hey Laura!! (Big Hug), I haven't seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS) Wow, you've really have changed!!!
W: "Wait, I'm not Laura.."
M: "What? Oh my god, You even changed your name!!!
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boy: does it hurt?
girl: what?
boy: when you falling from heaven..
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boy: aren't you tired?
girl: what?
boy: running around in my mind..
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And my favorite, karangan temen gue (identitas dirahasiakan - supaya gak ngetop)
Cowo: "Sayang, kamu itu seperti sendok..."
Cewe: "Kenapa?"
Cowo: "Karena kamu ngaduk-ngaduk perasaan aku..."
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boy : kamu suka minum kopi ya?
girl: kenapa?
boy : aku ga bisa tidur selalu mikirin kamu
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kodokgila (bluefame)
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